Be A Mindsticker?!

I was watching the Ellen DeGeneres Show today and she showed an old '70s commercial for Tab Diet Soda. I've never heard anything like it in my life...honestly, it looks and sounds like a fake commercial skit they'd do on SNL...it is really that bad ("When you can't be with him, be in his mind...be a mindsticker.").

I had to listen to this again so I of course found it quite easily on YouTube. I especially love the line "Don't you want to have a good shape? He wants you with a good shape."

WOW.