Headlines!

Awww, so sad...looks like Katie Holmes will not continue her Batman Begins role in The Dark Knight...boooooo hoooooo. Okay, I'm over it.

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Like coffee and a donut?...Why not have some caffeine with your caffeine? Pretty soon they'll be injecting caffeine into our milk and orange juice too!

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Ahhh, yes....Paula Abdul. She has made a fool of herself once again. While I understand the fact that she may have gotten her signals crossed while talking to multiple news stations during the same interview, I don't quite understand her odd, loopy behavior-- apparently blamed on "lack of sleep." Riiiiiight. Check out two videos, here and here.

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And, finally......no one sums up headlines better than Best Week Ever. Check out my favorite clips from the last two episodes:

• Jan. 22 clip: Commentary on Paula Abdul, American Idol, Britney's Peanut Butter-carrying boyfriend, and the Golden Globes
• Jan. 29 clips:
  
• Act 2 : Commentary on Rachael Ray, K-Fed, Brad Pitt, and LaToya Jackson from Armed and Famous
• Act 3: Commentary on the new Kleenex commercial, Tara Reid, and safety talk from Beauty and the Geek